What’s the difference between a tornado, a waterspout, and a hurricane?
How long can sharks live when they’re out of the water? How about if they’re pulled out of the water by a tornado?
How effective are chainsaws against sharks?
How about pump-action shotguns?
How many hot chicks does it take to make a movie about sharks and tornadoes?
How many Ian Zierings does it take to make this movie? Or, perhaps a better question — WHY Ian Ziering at all?
Why are this many young hot chicks into Ian Ziering?
Is it possible that Tara Reid is getting WORSE as an actress?
Wait … somebody wrote this movie? Somebody wrote this dialogue?
Ugh! Do you realize that these special effects make Birdemic look deeply nuanced?
Just how many Jaws references can you squeeze into a modern shark movie?
Of all the sharks in all the world, you had to be inside this one! Wait … WHAT?????
And finally, what the hell kind of a tagline is “Enough Said”?